Total Medals Earned: 1,808 (From 322 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,290 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Die trying to jump a shark
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/205 points)
(Score 500) Hooray, you know how to play!
Thanks for playing this game ten times. Now Jon has something to do tonight.
(Score 1000) You're starting to get the hang of it!
Clicking that doesn't do anything!
(Score 5000) Either that, or we've go a problem on our hands...
(Score 9100) Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(Score 12500) Congrats. You have no life, like me.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Complete the game.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (45/45 points)
3 min left
Oops, my bad
Homemade Gel
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/25 points)
Killed an Innocent Bystander
Unlock Zombie Mode
Vanquish the Zombie scurge
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/215 points)
Kill 200 enemies.
Save 50 data cores.
Complete level 25.
Complete all 25 levels.
Save all 250 data cores.